plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"
I rebonded my hair and yes I look like an egg is my catchphrase all the time. I feel u voldy
what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”
(Source: motomis, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)